bearded-glory:

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candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

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"I’m tired… I’m so tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep, but it’s more than that."
- Inside Llewyn Davis. Dir. Joel Coen.  (via wordsnquotes)

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gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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"I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips."
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